Whitney Port Bikini Malfunction

We have not seen reality star and self-proclaimed fashionista Whitney Port around these parts in some time. Then again, the guru to millions of tweeting girls with their parents credit cards hasn't given us much reason to highlight her merchandising body, which seems to seated in a pedicure chair about four days a week, putting Whitney in the category of Nicky Hilton, as in, super boring celebrity persona.
But not today. No, not today!
Because today Whitney Port and her bikini quite nicely malfunctioned during a period of adjustment down in Miami creating a quite delicious bare nipple slip, on top of some already ogle-worthy poolside bikini pictures. Moreover, let us be honest, as inherently uninteresting as Whitney Port may be, there is something quite interesting about that lean stacked body of hers. Something worth examining with some scientific rigor, as it was.
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Alexandra Lamy Nipslip at 2012 Golden Globe Awards

Ah, the French, such a giving people.

At this evening's 2012 Golden Globe Awards, Alexandra Lamy, actress wife of French actor and Golden Globe Winner tonight for Best Actor Dude in a Comedy or Musical, Jean Dujardin, gave her husband a bit more than just a French kiss after he won his chicken dinner.

Nipple slips may come and go. However, when on live television in front of tens of millions, they tend to stick, you know, unlike boob tape to a dress.
Well, I will not waste words, just see for yourself!

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Evan Rachel Wood going nude for Flaunt magazine

Sometimes I think I was born with sixth sense, or perhaps more technically speaking, a fifth, since I lost my sense of smell in a tragic beef jerky and Dennison's Chili only weekend with the boys three years ago, but I feel like I can tell when a celebrity skin reveal is coming on. Call it a premonition or Extra sexy Perception, or just call it the lady in 4B who smells like utensils and steals all my magazines, but I felt this Evan Rachel Wood toplessness coming on. I surely did.

The Carolina native born serious actress type loves to get her bodily exhibition freak on, or just her freak's freak on in the case of her long relationship with Marilyn Manson. In the current edition of Flaunt magazine, the magazine that dares to go there, Evan Rachel Wood shows us why she is interesting to look at, especially when flashing her fun parts.
I knew this was coming, but I never lose the feeling of a kid on Christmas morning when it happens. I cannot draw or sing so well, and my SAT scores eradicated my childhood dreams of becoming the scientist who invents a cure for jock itch, so this is my special gift I share with the world.
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Miss Colombia Elizabeth Loaiza shows it all!

Many ask why I love food so much? You are just looking at the answer!

If there's two things I love, it's food and former Miss Colombia's looking all hot and topless.
Mix the two together and you have a wonderful series of mini-pictorials of Elizabeth Loaiza from our friends at SoHo, exhibiting the super hot Sudamericana in her not-so-native environment as the main ingredient for a variety of recipes.
It gets all kinds of weird and ridiculous and that is exactly what we love. I mean, let's be real, super sexy Elizabeth Loaiza doing anything is hot; throw in a butchered side of beef, and it's more than memorable.

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Lucy Collett - too easy to get naked!

It seems like just yesterday or so we were celebrating the U.K. Sun's discovery of Lucy Collett, hot boobtastic Brit as their latest amateur Idol winner for the year. Well, don't you know, just like Columbus claiming to have discovered America, turns out the Continent was already inhabited when he got here.
And that's sort of the same for the discovery of Lucy Collett. As it now turns out that the ginger, hottie has a bit more photographic past experience than previously thought, including this woodland naked pictorial of the sexy Warwick girl where she looks rather different from her Page 3 shoot, but still red and hot and without clothes all over. It is a delightful arboreal experience.
I have an inkling that this voyage of Lucy Collett discovery is going to get even better in the future.
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